Why Having Your Birthday On January Rules

• You'll probably get two consecutive presents. One from Christmas, one for your birthday.
  
  
• That or either the doubling of cash received from relatives and/or godfathers and godmothers during family get-togethers (usually held during December)
  
  
• The weather is awesome. The right kind of cool without the generous accompaniment of rain.
  
  
• Everybody's still hung over from the holiday season to actually do shit.
  
  
• SALES and DISCOUNTS still fresh, present and kickin'
  
  
• Because there's nothing like starting your year with greetings, love and balloons.